1. Crooked Politics for Dummies, By Rep Charlie Rangel.
Subtitled : How I raised my net worth to millions, earning only $175,000 a year
2. How to use your influence to obtain a low interest mortgage, by Senator Chris Dodd.
Subtitled: How to retire in style before they get wise and run you off.
3. Use Turbo Tax Errors for Profit, by Treasury Secretary Tim Geitner.
Subtitled: How to make people think you are above the law
4. My Walkabout- in South America, by Governor Mark Sanford.
Subtitled: Using International Call Forwarding to cover Your Ass.
5. Making Friends in the Bathroom, by Rep Larry Craig.
Subtitled: Foot Ware Favored by Law Enforcement
6. Light Skin Negro’s I have known, By Senator Harry Reid.
Subtitled: White Sounding Dialects for Success
7. Shifting Blame to others, by President Barack Obama.
Subtitled: If you don’t like this book- I inherited it from Bush.
8. Sex in the Office, By Senator John Ensign
Subtitled: Don’t Eat where you %$#@…
9. Intelligent Quotations, by Vice President Joe Biden.
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10. Let them eat Cake, by Speaker Nancy Pelosi.
Subtitled: Traveling in Style on the Government dime.
Randy, these are "spot on". You have me cracking up, but I'm not sure that was your intention. Sadly, you probably could have extended this list to 50 or more books. Thanks for great reading and a good laugh. Nancy
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